Monday, March 2, 2009

Head Games

So ladies, gentlemen.....



I was sitting around work today and I was thinking to my self that the freedom that has been more prevalent in today's games seems to be acting on our mind in visual terms, just like the sense of anonymity often degrades our social skills to that of a foul mouthed ape. So with out further ado my point, the gaming landscape, nay, the internet itself has become a veritable mine filed of phallic creations, now before you stop me just think in any game with user made content, it goes from 0 to dong in 10 seconds after launch. Its as if Dr. Freud wrote Brave New World! We are now host to a new generation of cock construction, dong designers, schlong sculptors, flapping freemasons, erection engineers, boner builders, wang welders ( I ran out of alliteration.)In short my friends we are now living in a era of manhood MacGuyvers the likes of which have never been seen. My observation is not without evidence, (not that kind of evidence you can go google that your selves......sickos...) I mean in each game of late we can find this.
1. Halo 3-Example
2. Spore- Example
3. Little Big Planet- example Penny Arcade Prediction
4. Starcraft, I couldn't find a example but there are several custom maps involving weapons not meant for the game,

The list goes on, and there is a surprising discrepancy between how many twangers there are vs the amount of boobs, lady parts ect. And of course this is the stuff people take TIME to create lets not forget the immature assholes with webcam access both on pc and consoles. In the end its not the fact that people are doing this the tools (heh) are there however just the fact that we automatically sink to the lowest possible image is just disturbing to me. I also suppose I wanted to bring this to peoples attention so that maybe they redirect those creative juices to something more productive like jetpacks, or laser rifles, or maybe cancer research, world hunger (strike the world hunger if we put these people on it we will have towering squash for food shortages in no time......) So yeah, kind of a random post today thanks for stopping buy and catching up on my super mature thought process.

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