Constitution Fastidiousness

Soooo.....

Whats been in the news?

The taco bell dog died?
Whats the matter its Nacho dog......


Billy Mayes died, that I am a little upset about, however consider the following.....

What if there was a billy mays ghost?
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to the booming "Billy Mayes Here!" and then he gives you a 30 second - 30 minute pitch on your new haunting (amount of time depends on the time of day, sunshine haunting ain't cheap.) I personally couldn't wait until I saw the deals he would throw in, Chain Rattling, Wind howling, Moaning, Double your offer and bring in Jack Lalane once he dies? Oh man, It would be a little awkward if you had a sham wow in the house though.

Ahh and there is the ever popular debate on health care, guess what, I don;t give a fuck. They could go either way and I would not feel a thing...... hmm lets see who is most concerned about this? People with too much time on their hands (admittedly I fall in this section, but dont care) and old people many of who fall in the first category too. No matter what happens some one is gonna feel like they are eatin g a shit sandwich and thats just the way things are. There is never going to be a universal health care system that is free of copay's, deductibles, reviews of medical necessity(especially this guess what you don't get medial equipment fully covered because you want it to be, there has to be a reason someone is paying for your shit) ect. Also to all the people who complain that health care is going to become a bureaucracy, news flash what do you thing health insurance companies are, of course dependent on your contact they can be quite lenient or strict, but all the same they review the policy and give you a thumbs up or down depending on policy. So please we have more important shit going on in this country than this so take a step back breathe and use some fucking logic before your mouth activates once more.

On a personal note, is it just me or is the friend of the people Apple becoming more of a dick than Microsoft lately? I mean they have been suing the crap out of independent companies making non apple PCs that run osX that were purchased outright. They have been denying apps from their app store that are awesome ideas but apple doesn't like the slight loss of control over the os (commodore 64 app, google voice, proper google latitude) trying to make jail breaking illegal for fucks sake, its my iPhone let me void the warranty if I want to. And of course there is the good ol Apple tax price gouge on all their hardware (the components and software don't cost NEAR what they sell for.)

On a happier note, Orange and Cream soda from Jones is the shit!